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queen bees and wannabes

It was like that scene in Mean Girls where all the girls are taken in a room and lectured about bullying, only this guy was on prozak or something. He started singing that ‘Where is the Love?’ song by the Black Eyed Peas (only I doubt that half of the school knew that the Black Eyed Peas were a band and not a vegetable!!).

She-who-shall-not-be-named (in a snappy tone of voice):

‘Why would you have fish if you’re scared of the bodies?!?!’

Me in my mind:

‘Why have a baby if you’re scared of taking care of him alone and bitch about all the work involved?’

This bitch is driving me fucking suicidal…