Dialogue from our hotel room in Quebec:
Sarah: Do you find that rectangle sexy (the rectangle on the phone that you press to hang up)? You keep pressing it, it’s like you wanna turn it on.
French Teacher: Who is this? What room are you in?
Sarah: I don’t know, you tell me.
French Teacher: Well I suggest you hang up and don’t call back here!
Me: I think it’s a teacher.
Click.
