It’s Tortilla Time| Hi I’m Tori and this is my Story

She-who-shall-not-be-named (in a snappy tone of voice):

‘Why would you have fish if you’re scared of the bodies?!?!’

Me in my mind:

‘Why have a baby if you’re scared of taking care of him alone and bitch about all the work involved?’

This bitch is driving me fucking suicidal…