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My first exam went well, though I nearly died of heat exhaustion. It could not have been less than 35 degrees (celcius) in the exam room, and it was of course filled to capacity. The architect involved in designing my school specialized in designing prisons, and so my school takes on the appearance of a modern day Alcatraz, sans the island. Alas, there is a noticeable lack of windows. Without the presence of windows, air subsequently becomes stale and fetid in each classroom. This, sadly enough, was the case this morning.

You would assume that the absence of windows would encourage teaching staff to equip each room with a fan, but this is unfortunately not so. Today the putrid aroma of strangers’ sweat and body odour occupied the entire room. I did all I could do to prevent myself from succumbing to the stench and gagging hysterically.

My classmates and I were sweating so profusely that our exam supervisor began handing out paper towels. I was sticking to my chair, an unpleasant feeling in itself. As if the stress of the exam wasn’t enough to contend with, we were forced to write it under these excruciating conditions.

I began to fear passing out, as I do so under severe heat, but thankfully I managed to rough it out alive.

Add this to the list of reasons why I hate exams.


5 Responses to “Trials and tribulations of exam writing”

  1. By vibrantandzany on Jun 10, 2008 | Reply

    How hot is 35 degrees celcius?
    My high school kinda looked like a prison, but doesn’t sound as bad as yours!! They did always have a weird thing with turning the AC on in the winter and the heat in in the fall/spring…

  2. By EssenceOfInsanity on Jun 10, 2008 | Reply

    At my high school we had most of our exams in the gym. They would pack the entire class in there and it was insanely hot. One year they started passing out ice cubes at one of the exams.

    My school didn’t have AC. Still doesn’t, but they’re going to be renovating it. It’s about time, too. The school was built in the 60s and has never been renovated.

  3. By Tortilla on Jun 10, 2008 | Reply

    35 degrees celcius is about 100 Fahrenheit.

  4. By vibrantandzany on Jun 10, 2008 | Reply

    =O!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. By yoonamaniac on Jun 15, 2008 | Reply

    Oh crap. I was just going to share my high school classroom stories in excruciating heat, but I realized I don’t remember! You know what that means? I so fucking old!

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