It’s Tortilla Time| Hi I’m Tori and this is my Story

Co-op was an adventure yet again.

As per my usual regime, my day began by walking a dog in boarding. I was told that he had had experienced difficulty relieving his bowels earlier (notice how sophisticated I’m capable of being?), and to expect some straining in his attempts. I acknowledged this and canine and I embarked on our walk. It wasn’t five minutes later that, as warned, the dog began to squat. Pain was apparent, and as hard as the dog may have tried, nothing was produced.

The situation was comparable to that of a train wreck, whereas you don’t particularly desire to watch it unfold, though you are unable to turn away. I felt almost guilty watching the poor guy, I figured he at least deserved some level of privacy.

I then noticed blood leaking from the dog’s behind. I quickly rushed the little guy back to the vet clinic, but not before he made several more fruitless attempts at pooping. I quickly alerted the staff, who suggested that I return to where I walked him in search of a sample.

So there I was walking in a field, crouching over, sporting noticeably large rubber gloves in desperate search of a piece of bloody dog poo. I don’t even think that it deserves the liberty of being called poo. It was more along the lines of bloody dog liquid. Plants a lovely image in your head, no?

I was unable to locate the matter, but it hardly put a damper on my day.

I was then put in charge of writing out professional documents for the vet clinic. They assumed that I could handle a duty as simple as filling out a cat’s name and the date. I tried not to disappoint, though for the date I marked down May 22, 2009. Twice.

2009? What the hell had possessed me to write that? Though I couldn’t quite figure out why I had written it, I quickly decided that she-who-shall-not-be-named was to blame. That bitch.

I met up with Cam immediately proceeding co-op and discussed some of the days events. I explained them to him in vivid detail.

No, no, you don’t get it! THE DOG WAS BLEEDING OUT THE ASS!