It’s Tortilla Time| Hi I’m Tori and This is my Story

I should probably be studying for biology, though I’m not because BIOLOGY IS BORING AND IT GIVES ME HIVES.

As you can see, I’m a motivated learner.

At present I’m contemplating blogging anything possible to prolong my pre-studying time. Seamus is standing at the door, peering in, as if saying, ‘Hit the books, you doltish human being.’ Though I do strongly suspect that Seamus, if given the ability to speak, would lack the vocabulary to vocalize this.

The stuffed squid that rests atop my computer monitor appears to be staring at me with a profound sense of regret, as if immensely disappointed.

The words reverberate in my mind, as if swinging from a pendulum. STUUUUUUDY. STUUUUUUDY.

Well, I’d better be off. My conscience is getting the best of me.