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If anyone asks where I inherit my maturity…

Posted on May 11, 2008 under memorable quotes |

Mum- I can’t wait until Ben graduates high school so I can tell your band teacher what I really think of him.
Me- Oh? What are you going to say?
Mum- I’m gonna say, look, every time I’ve looked at you for the past five years all I’ve seen was a BIG HAIRY HORSE’S ASS.
Me- Yeah, much more effective than telling him that you disagree with his teaching style.

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3 Responses to “If anyone asks where I inherit my maturity…”

  1. By yoonamaniac on May 11, 2008 | Reply

    Can’t Ben just transfer to another school so that she can say it like now?

  2. By vibrantandzany on May 11, 2008 | Reply

    HAHAHA
    Your mom sounds awesome.

  3. By Tortilla on May 11, 2008 | Reply

    My mum is certainly interesting.

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