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gangsters

Do I look like somebody who worries about trivial matters in life? Because I don’t.

I’ll listen to my iPod at such a high volume that it can be heard across the street.
I’ll eat all the damn Splenda I desire.
I’ll continue to dart across the road with an obvious lack of concern for on-coming traffic.
I’ll wear socks that don’t match.

I just don’t worry.

My life is so unencumbered, and I sincerely hope that it remains this way. Happiness is my current lack of responsibility and commitment.

I don’t want to grow up.

And when age is inevitably bestowed upon me, I envision myself living alone, isolated from civilization, with no less than five dogs. I’m anti-social like that.


7 Responses to “gangsters”

  1. By vibrantandzany on May 8, 2008 | Reply

    I could not agree more. This makes me happy, finding someone else my age that doesn’t worry! My friends all make fun of me (I think they’re just jealous…)

  2. By yoonamaniac on May 8, 2008 | Reply

    Huh. Lack of concern for oncoming traffic is “trivial”? *scratches head*

  3. By Baja-Ma on May 8, 2008 | Reply

    Have fun while it still lasts. Next thing you know, you’ll be 18 and worrying about bills. :P

  4. By Tortilla on May 9, 2008 | Reply

    Don’t say that! It’s like telling a little kid there’s no Santa!

  5. By yoonamaniac on May 9, 2008 | Reply

    There is no Santa, kids!

  6. By Tortilla on May 9, 2008 | Reply

    You’re a mean one, Mrs. Grinch.

  7. By EssenceOfInsanity on May 9, 2008 | Reply

    I’m 19 and I don’t worry about stuff, lol. Maybe I should…

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