It’s Tortilla Time| Hi I’m Tori and this is my Story

She-who-shall-not-be-named is my stepmother,
I profoundly regret that she cannot be exchanged for another.

Her appearance is loathsome, her personality corresponding,
Her face is misshapen, her clothes are quite daunting.

She is childlike and stupid and will talk off your ear,
The image of her belly dancing is enough to evoke fear.

Although in her eyes she is pure and utter perfection,
A conversation with her is like death by lethal injection.

Her ugliness and stupidity can be matched by no other,
Because she is MY extremely bitter and selfish stepmother.