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Ok, I get it…

Posted on Mar 29, 2008 under grumble |

Could God be any more blatant in His portrayal of the message that I should never wear tights? Every single time I purchase a new pair they are amiss within the week. Without fail.

I do not experience this interesting and rather aggravating phenomenon with any other article of clothing, it has become quite apparent that it is unique to tights. Maybe tights are so extremely unflattering on me that the fact that I wear them can be parallelled to a HEINOUS CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

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7 Responses to “Ok, I get it…”

  1. By yoonamaniac on Mar 29, 2008 | Reply

    Tights? What are tights?

  2. By Tortilla on Mar 29, 2008 | Reply

    Tight pants. Think elastic 80s style pants. I’m not entirely sure how to describe them accurately.

  3. By yoonamaniac on Mar 29, 2008 | Reply

    Like leggings?

  4. By Tortilla on Mar 29, 2008 | Reply

    YES! That’s exactly what I mean.

  5. By Baja-Ma on Mar 29, 2008 | Reply

    You mean pantyhose type things? Knee highs? Why are you wearing tights, they’re so unfashionable. Post a picture. :P

  6. By Tortilla on Mar 29, 2008 | Reply

    Leggings Mary, LEGGINGS!

    And I would post a picture if God allowed me to find my LEGGINGS.

  7. By yoonamaniac on Mar 29, 2008 | Reply

    The dense one must be hiding those.

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