Posted on Mar 11, 2008 under good times, random musings |
- I am a pushy drunk.
- I will most likely die alone and unloved.
- I am a badass mother fucker who runs down pyramids.
- Eating shark surprisingly makes you less afraid of them.
- Consuming salt-water makes me sick.
- I feel an immense emptiness when there is no dog sleeping at the foot of my bed.
- I should probably never take psychology in university.
- I have an aversion to Wisconsin. Like, seriously.
- I hate the fucking humidity to the depths of my very soul.
- Airline food is fake. Very, very fake.
- I am incapable of tanning.
- Waterproof mascara is a mere marketing ploy.
By yoonamaniac on Mar 11, 2008 | Reply
How is your discovery on facts about airline food and waterproof mascara something you learnt about “yourself”?
By Tortilla on Mar 11, 2008 | Reply
Yeah, I thought about that. I guess that these could be considered facts that I learnt about life in general.
By yoonamaniac on Mar 11, 2008 | Reply
You really thought about that? Dang, you think too much.
By Tortilla on Mar 11, 2008 | Reply
I highly doubt that.
By Baja-Ma on Mar 25, 2008 | Reply
Shark is yummy.
By ashman on Apr 20, 2008 | Reply
haha u r a badass who runs downs pyramids. I dunno if I have ever met anyone so fearless. after all only 2 ppl die there each year. haha. good times. i think we should wait a year.. and then we can have another beach chair talk,.. where we could talk literally the night away just because we have so much dirt. p.s. u are a really good writer. i must say its entertaining to read about ur life haha
By Tortilla on Apr 21, 2008 | Reply
My life is quite entertaining, isn’t it? I expect US Weekly to knock on my door any day now. In fact, I believe I should be entitled to my own TV show. Imagine how well that would go over.
And why wait a year? I’m ready for another beach chair convo right this very second. You see, I have dirt year-round. It’s one of my qualities.